make that 5:40 am…

You ever hang out with 2 people who clearly really do not want to be hanging out with you?

Ever been hanging out with a friend and a love connection develops between her and someone else and now you’re the 5th wheel to the coach, but you don’t want to leave her alone with the guy, although she secretly wishes you would, so you sit in a bar you don’t want to be in, nursing something you really don’t drink, and pretend that her conversation is amazingly hilarious to build her up to the guy who’s not really listening to you anyway, at 5 in the morning when you’ve just finally finished your total movie and really want to be home sleeping in your warm bed instead of on a spontaneous date between 2 people who don’t know you’re there in a cold, miserable European bar full of hideous butt ugly junkees of some sort who unfortunately are really the only people who seem to notice you as you turn your engagement rock around on your finger New York Subway style because you get the feeling that if they lunged at you that neither your friend or the future boyfriend would really notice, and the junkees seem to be laughing like they’ve seen that trick before?
Uh-huh.

Story done.